Wednesday, April 29, 2009

MySpace blog: Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Leslie wins...the bisque quote is from Seinfeld.  
Currently listening:
Wingspan (Hits & History)
By Paul McCartney
Release date: 08 May, 2001

"My name is means eight." = Lucius wins!!!!

Otto: Don't call me stupid.
Wanda: Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. I've known sheep that could outwit you, but you think you're an intellectual don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes, they do Otto, they just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things here. Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself,' and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. 

Posted by textkitten on Thursday, September 08, 2005 - 4:59 PM

Clearly, none of my friends watch old movies, or have the time to view what AFI rated the #1 comedy of all time:

"I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop." = Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

Posted by textkitten on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 12:31 AM

Mind the stepchildren! = Old School
Alan wins!!!!
Posted by textkitten on Thursday, September 22, 2005 - 5:33 PM

MySpace blog: Thursday, September 01, 2005

I decided to start a new blog to announce the winners of the little quote game.  Thanks to everyone who has participated thus far!  It has been interesting to see who has seen which movies and who has played.  The only bummer I've discovered is that character length is VERY limited, so I can't do some of my favorite lines...but I'll get something from the same movie in there at any rate.

If it takes me longer than normal to respond, it is because I am obsessed with watching Katrina coverage on CNN & heart goes out to all of those who have lost homes, lives and loved ones due to this tragedy.  Best Buy is planning on sending 5 people from our store (probably P-cola, Destin and Panama City, too) to volunteer with the Red Cross next weekend in Mobile since we are so close...I'm hoping that I can go.  I can't even imagine losing absolutely everything...

Anyway, on a lighter note -- Lucius!! wins the latest quote (and also gets double kudos for being the farthest away = 3000 miles): "You taste like a burger. I don't like you anymore."

For those of you who haven't seen this movie yet: shame on you!  (And you know who you are...ALAN.

Peace and love, homies.  

Currently watching:
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (Unrated Extended Edition)
Release date: 07 June, 2005


"I look like a banker in this!": Leslie wins!!!

Posted by textkitten on Saturday, September 03, 2005 - 4:56 PM


"Your husband ain't dead, lady. He's hidin'." = It's a tie!  Peterio got it first, but Alan was a quick second and got the character and scene.

 Posted by textkitten on Sunday, September 04, 2005 - 6:44 PM


"He said...."Go back inside!'" = Josh wins!

Posted by textkitten on Sunday, September 04, 2005 - 7:50 PM

Lucius (The Awesome) 

Woo, frikkin' HOO!!! I'm a winner! (doing backflips!) In your FACE people!
Posted by Lucius (The Awesome) on Sunday, September 04, 2005 - 8:36 PM

MySpace blog: Saturday, August 27, 2005

I had an idea today that flirts with brilliance.  Since I am a trivia & movie harlot (whore is such an ugly word)...I thought I would incorporate them both while feeding the MySpace addiction by starting a little game that everyone can play.

From now on, my headline will be a quote from a movie or possibly a well-known televison show.  Whoever guesses the correct movie/show first will be the big winner....just message me with the title.  And...just to make sure you little buggers aren't looking it up on 'the IMDb', I will need the name of the character and a brief description of the scene in which the quote was uttered.  Sound like fun?  Of course it does!

We'll start with an easy one...just to get the ball rolling and see how many people respond and how quickly.  The winner of each will be rewarded with a lovely comment on their page, and most likely a running comment thread on this blog.  Ready? 

Currently listening:
Valley Girl: Music From The Soundtrack
By Various Artists
Release date: 22 February, 1994


Isn't that from one of those weird Star Wars movies? :) Am I right??? Who knows... two kudos if you show up for the meeting tomorrow and listen to my spheal.
Posted by YourMomma on Saturday, August 27, 2005 - 11:10 PM


"Son of a bitch was right! She tastes like a peach." = Leslie wins!


Posted by textkitten on Monday, August 29, 2005 - 10:57 AM 


We wasted the good surprise on YOU! The winner is ALAN!=)
Posted by textkitten on Sunday, August 28, 2005 - 8:46 PM


"I'm your huckleberry" : Tombstone.

Sandra wins!

Posted by textkitten on Monday, August 29, 2005 - 2:25 AM


Somehow I am missing where you put all of these quotes... so confused... 

"Who is this? Don't ever call him again... I sure showed him- nobody messes with Adam We!"

Posted by YourMomma on Monday, August 29, 2005 - 5:15 PM


I found it- disregard
Posted by YourMomma on Monday, August 29, 2005 - 11:58 PM


Oooh...nobody's getting this one! Here's a hint: If you have HBO and On Demand, you might want to catch up with the last few episodes of a certain show....
Posted by textkitten on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 - 2:32 PM


Posted by YourMomma on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 - 5:01 PM


Very good -- but I'll need character and scene before I can declare you the Big Weiner!
Posted by textkitten on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 - 5:17 PM


Ari said it when he saw some mom with big breasts (and possibly a stroller) run by while he was talking on his cell.


Posted by YourMomma on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 - 10:58 PM


Thank you! And, let me take this opportunity to say...I dream of one day being able to watch a 2 hour feature movie called: "Ari Gold - Super Agent".
Posted by textkitten on Tuesday, August 30, 2005 - 11:10 PM


Kristy wins!  Mission Impossible.
Posted by textkitten on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 - 1:36 PM


I won twice in a row!!! I retire as champion!
Posted by YourMomma on Wednesday, August 31, 2005 - 11:23 PM

MySpace blog: Monday, August 15, 2005

I haven't had much to blog about, work, work.  However, I have recently happened upon something quite disturbing and I feel I must comment.  Finding an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend on MySpace should normally be cause for some alarm (not many relationships end on good terms...for why would they end at all?), but finding this guy is like opening up the ark!  My head is melting!

He was supposed to move to California and BE the next Batman...not join MySpace and post a picture of Batman as his default image!  He definitely wasn't supposed stay in Orlando, become a stunt man at Universal Studios and start dating Vanna White's freaking clone!  Plus...who told him he could age?  He's supposed to stay the same way I remember him, and he's not supposed to make me do the math and actually COUNT how many years it's been since I've seen him and spoken to him.   Euww! 

It's gonna take some time to shake this feeling of ickiness (and I just got the Hoot out of me -- go figure).

Currently watching:
The Alan Clarke Collection (Scum / Made in Britain / The Firm / Elephant)
Release date: 31 August, 2004

Leeloo Dallas Multipass 

Ickiness!  You should have sinisterly laughed whence happening upon this reject batman's myspace account.  Whereas you have remained a timeless tribute to the marvels of science fiction and NOT AGED AT ALL (need I mention I thought you were younger than me when I first met you?)... he looks like a tribute to plastic surgery gone disturbingly wrong, (or a myspace dedicated to "fun-with-photoshop").  Feel better hypnotoad, and linger no more on this discovery.  
Posted by Leeloo Dallas Multipass on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 12:32 PM


Look at it this way: You can either stumble across him on MySpace looking "not as good as you remembered," confirmed that he's only been able to reach mediocrity with his career, and that his choice significant other is, well, fairly "dime-a-dozen"


You can google him to pull up about 20 different pages of him enjoying fame, fortune and complete stardom with about a dozen divas.....

Which would you rather have?

Posted by sandra on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 2:27 PM


Sandra's got a point... and I am personally glad I can't find any of my ex's on here because I don't remember any of their last names... you think I joke........................  oops.

For you remembering, have some kudos. There ya go. Bathe in the warmth of kudos.

Posted by YourMomma on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 3:05 PM


Ex-boyfriends? You mean there are people in this world who would part with you? I don't believe it. This is all fake isn't it? Where's the camera? Whats the catch?  
Posted by Kyle on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 3:05 PM

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Myspace blog: Thursday, July 28, 2005

Current mood:Not working!!!!! =P

I can't believe nobody has told me about Bunny Theatre yet!  This genius, Jennifer Shiman, has re-created some of the most notorious films in 30-second flash bits, all re-enacted by bunnies!!!  Apparently these little clips are on Starz and Starz on Demand, so shame on all of you who have Starz and didn't tell me about these little gems.  Films include the Exorcist, Pulp Fiction, It's a Wonderful Life, Scream...even Titanic and Freddy vs. Jason (that's why I said most notorious instead of best films...cough, cough).  Coming soon: Star Wars, Night of the Living Dead (with heart can't take it!!!), the Big Chill, Rocky and Scarface.  Yay!!!!

If you don't already know about Bunny Theatre, please go here immediately:




Currently reading:
The Corrections: A Novel
By Jonathan Franzen
Release date: 27 August, 2002

Myspace blog: Saturday, July 09, 2005

One of my favorite things to do is stay up late and listen to Coast to Coast AM with George Noory.  It's an AM talk show that covers topics from paranormal activities to the presence of Illuminati in modern civilization.  Conspiracy, abductions, string theory, paranormal activity and time travel are all normal topics on this show.  It is definitely one to look for on the dial if you are driving alone on a country road in the middle of the night, or having a slumber party -- especially the kind with just two people.    It is on 1270 am here in Tally, and I just found out that it also runs from 1 am to 9 am on XM 165. 

Please visit the website to learn more about it:

Anyway, the topic of last night's show was John Titor, an alleged time traveler who decided to expose himself on the web in 2000, and then suddenly disappeared (claiming he was going back to the future).  I know it sounds far-fetched, but I couldn't stop was totally fascinating.  As of yet, they don't have a full recap posted on the site, but you can listen to the show using RealPlayer or Windows Media Player.  I also recommend going to the John Titor website: (the guy who runs it was the guest last night), but it's probably not going to be as interesting if you don't listen to the show. 

There are pictures of Titor's time machine posted on the John Titor site, though...very interesting.  I studied them at length.  My suspicions were raised about the validity of Titor's claims, however, when I saw his so-called 'time machine'...nary a flux capacitor in sight.  


Currently playing:
XB Destroy All Humans
Release date: 21 June, 2005


Gotta love those "time traveler from the future" stories... published in the ilustrious magazine "National Enquirer".

Riding out the hurricane with RummyCube and candles. Just as long as the Malibu rum holds up. Canoe on over!!!

Posted by YourMomma on Sunday, July 10, 2005 - 3:02 PM


Can I buy weed from you?
Posted by Cody on Sunday, July 10, 2005 - 5:08 PM

Leeloo Dallas Multipass 

You've intreagued me... how late do I have to stay up though.  I don't want to miss X-Files...
Posted by Leeloo Dallas Multipass on Friday, July 15, 2005 - 1:12 PM


Its common knowledge in our day and time that time travel is a competely viable option for many people. There are certain of us who are just not happy with this world as we know it and time travel has become a decent alternative. Now, there are those who laugh and ask where the flux capacitor is, but these people need to open their eyes. They need to open their eyes to what we call science and stop living in their worlds of superstition, stories, and religion. Why don't you stop listening to your little sunday school stories and start reading the latest advanced physics books. I people have time traveled. I just feel sorry for those who are so narrowminded in their ways of thinking.You guys are such kool-aid drinkers.
Posted by Kyle on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 1:44 AM

Myspace blog: Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Yes, I know it's shallow and petty, but dammit...I love to dish about famous people!  One of my favorite spots to get the dirt (and some really great and unflattering celebrity pix) is:

Conversations about Famous People

Treat yourself to some snarky, silly comments and please check the archives.  I swear 'Distressed Jeans' (the moderator/narrator) is channeling my inner bitch while s/he types his/her comments (she claims to have a girl-crush on Angelina Jolie, yet her diatribe is very 'bitchy gay male' in nature).  I only ask that you check the archives because there are some Britney/Kevin gems in there that refer to Kevin as Cletus....oh, never mind.  You'll have to read it for yourself to truly understand.

Currently watching:
Kissing Jessica Stein
Release date: 07 September, 2004


wow, finally watching that movie, huh... its only been out for years now...

but thats good you are getting that out of the way, gives you time to work on your novel now... you got a stack of pages, huh? giving your protagonist a moral struggle, and everyone is the better for it in the end, huh? HEH. love stewie!

see you when I get home from Jersey- btw THE PIZZA IS FAMAZING!

Posted by YourMomma on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 12:36 AM


Holding a very dry martini and staring at you unflinchingly.
Posted by textkitten on Thursday, June 30, 2005 - 12:53 AM